I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with messages for viagra. How do I filter all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, enough is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm get more info sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Annoying Texts
You believe you're so clever, sending out your junk to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Get Lost With Your Annoying Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.